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Tuesday, November 15th, 2011
4:29 pm - i think i broke my asshole

have you ever had such a thick poop it takes you a while just to get it out.its almost like giving birth its so thick.i just did a poop so thick that i looked down and it looked like something was birthed in the toilet there was so much blood.i wiped and it was like my ass had a heavy flow period.i was scared for a while i had to keep tissue paper between my crack to help stop the blood from geting on my shorts :(

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Saturday, April 16th, 2011
12:34 am - First time poster, not a very gross question, but nonetheless.

So I'm feeling around in my nose for some gold to dig out (in my left nostril in particular, since there's been a lot of crusty ones up there that I kept foolishly picking out, making it bleed a few times) and now I feel a lump inside of it. Like there's something inside of the skin of my nose, or something. A little cyst?
Is this just... a pimple or something? Should I be worried? (probably not) and most of all, is this the result of me picking my nose to death?

also, to make this post more interesting and less lame, does anyone else cry every single time they use the bathroom? Not like BOO HOO crying, I mean tears just naturally come with peeing/pooping. I don't push or anything, but basically every single time I use the bathroom, I tear up. I asked my dad once (god bless his soul) about it years ago and he was like "WHY, ARE YOU SAD ABOUT YOUR POOP OR SOMETHING" in a joking manner and I was so embarrassed and never asked again.

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Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
6:28 pm - What songs make you hott??

YOU all know what I mean...what song(s) do you know that make you wish you had (or could do) a striptease?? LOL What songs make you horny??
I'll start:

Nine Inch Nails - "Deep"
Rhianna - "Rude Boy"
Joi - "Lick"

I'm a HUGE music buff (of all genres) and i'm sure there are way more than that for me, but that's just to give a few ideas...

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Monday, November 9th, 2009
8:35 pm
erinheartsu  Is it bad if your asshole itches and bleeds a lot? 'Cause, I can't, er, afford to go to a doctor and I don't wanna die. :(

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Friday, October 2nd, 2009
4:49 pm - Did an alien just come out of my vagina?


my boyfriend and I were having sex, and afterwards while cleaning ourselves up, he noticed something weird on his hand.

We're not sure which one of us this may have come from. I'm guessing me though. My period pretty much just ended the other day, and I'm on BC.

I should point out that he didn't come inside of me. And he was fingering me for a good, long period of time before getting himself off.

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It's squishy, but when you poke it, there's resistance.

It looks sort of like a fetus...I'm really confused.


current mood: confused

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Thursday, September 24th, 2009
11:53 am

is there any way to tell the difference between HSV-1 and HSV-2?

prior to the last week, the last time I had sex with anyone was when I gave some guy a blow job back in january. after this, I had absolutely no symptoms of anything whatsoever through the most stressful, fucked up months of my life.

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so absolutely no symptoms of STD anything, but when I moved to massachusetts last month the change in humidity has my lips chapped regularly and I've had cold sores twice.  the second time I was an idiot and popped the cold sore, which left a horrible scab, which I covered in lavender oil after my room mate suggested it.  apparently lavender oil is a skin irritant as well as an antiseptic.

I'm a month out of the bible belt with my first serious repeat-cuddle buddy/soon-maybe-boyfriend and I thought this cold sore was completely gone (finally, after like, two weeks).  on friday I spent the night at his place and we made out on and off for roughly 12 hours, during which time I also gave him a blowjob.  I thought the popped cold sore of doom had gone away completely before friday, but I just spent last night with him, and he asked me about the small slightly pink spot it left, and then didn't want to kiss me after I admitted it was a cold sore.  ("had been a cold sore" would probably have been closer to the truth.)  he was, at least, still very huggy, or I would've been completely fucked emotionally.  I don't get why he didn't care friday, and the fact he did last night is fucking with my brain.  I would never knowingly expose him (or anyone) to anything serious.

I assumed it was just like when you pop a zit and get an infection, but after he didn't want to kiss me (it is seriously slight, I really have no idea how he noticed - not that I tried to hide it) I'm now paranoid.  he is kiss-and-cuddle obsessed and I really don't think he would've had me over all night after a long day and a 9am meeting the next morning just to make some lame excuse, so I'm assuming he's really worried I could be contagious.

is there any way at all to distinguish between HSV-1 and HSV-2?  I've never had anything remotely resembling a genital outbreak, never treated a cold sore with anything more than chapstick...anybody else ever had a significant other not want to kiss because of a cold sore?  if this is just the same virus I've had since I was a kid, can it really cause serious infection in someone else?  should I be treating it with something more than this medicated chapstick or is he being unreasonable or neither or both or what?

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Thursday, August 20th, 2009
11:00 pm - Random rash
hellotrees the picture may not look too gross, but it is all over the back of my leg, in disgusting lines of blisters. my doctor said its shingles.. but i'm 20.. not 60. and it also doesnt ACHE. has anyone ever seen anything like it?
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Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
11:30 pm - yo hey sup

what can i do about assne (that is acne on your ass and also i have a few pimples back there and i would kind of like them gone)

i have tried using acne wash intended for the face on my ass but that didnt really help and instead ended up burning and stinging for like 2 hours afterwards

then i tried using one of those acne alcohol swabs that are also intended for the face and that did nothing

then for shits and giggles i tried using one of those biore nose pore cleanser things and that did nothing but rip out some hairs i had back there which by the fucking way, that hurt a lot

anyway, what would you guys recommend for getting rid of assne, if anything?

ps: i keep my ass as clean as i can i swear, i even stick the showerhead up my butt and wiggle around a little (I SWEAR THIS IS NOT FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE NO MATTER HOW MUCH I EJACULATE ANYWAY)

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Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009
8:22 pm - bizarre

does anyone know if the size and/or shape of a man's dick is identical to his fathers? if so, how close do they look like each other? does it vary a lot depending on who's genes that guy gets? 

current mood: satisfied

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Saturday, May 16th, 2009
12:01 am - Newbie
delta__blues This is probably a really stupid question, but I have never had a pap test done :( I know how bad that is.. I'm so shy and uncomfortable around doctors I haven't been able to bring myself to do it. do I go to my regular family doctor to do this, or do people go to the gynecologist?

And I do have a question that is a lot more TMI.. I have a small bump on the inside of my vagina. It has been there for at least 4 years. It is skin colored, not painful, and has not changed at all. There is only one. Could it be a wart? Or is it just an 'imperfection', or something.. I don't know. I'm freaking out, I know I should have dealt with this years ago but I'm a moron. I'm petrified that when I go to the doctor, they will tell me something terrible like it's a wart, or I have HPV, and that I'm disgusting and am going to die because I didn't take care of it.

Thanks so much in advance.. I really appreciate any advice or even moral support. This is pathetic, but I really am so scared to go get a pap.

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Friday, April 24th, 2009
4:47 pm - freaked out..

I'm a little bit beyond terrified right now...

I have had a UTI or thought it was anyhow since like last week. It didn't get UTI fuck me painful til like Sunday night/Monday, I took those magic pee changing color pills and voila...gone. This really has nothing to do with my question, or at least I hope...a few months ago my pee also smelled like Smoked Ham, which I can't eat so I know it wasn't that. Now it just kind of really stinks, as of this week.

Anyway, my freaking out has to do with this...I've had a sore throat for a few days now and today I really got a good look in my throat thanks to my plaque cleaner that has a light on it and I saw these bubble like things on the back of my throat, behind the Uvula which DEFINITELY were not here last week. I know this because I had a camera shoved up my nose and down twice (last Tuesday and Thursday) by an ENT. My throat didn't hurt until Monday really though. I guess I'm freaked out because anytime you try and ask someone or look it up online, all the results are STDs, for pretty much anything. Headache? You have syphilis. So I'm wondering, what's the liklihood that it could be that? I am sexually active but have been with the same person for quite some time now and he's pretty, well, innocent. ;) My past partners to my knowledge are clean as well and I've been STD tested since before my newest. And could the bubbles be irritation from the camera? it's on the right side, which is where the camera was sent (the nostril) and when I swallowed I could feel it pushing backward. Although, that wouldn't really explain the green crap I've been coughing up.

And the reason for the cameras is that I lose my voice almost daily, my throat spasms and just general annoying issues that are getting progressively worse and are actually becoming less of a nuisance and more of a problem. The doc says part of my left vocal cords are missing, my throat spasms, cords don't close and my actual throat is over compensating, so I have no idea what is going on with my crazy body. I also have Celiac and Ehlers Danlos so I have no idea if that would have anything to do with this but I'd doubt it.

Sorry for rambling, am just freaked. Can anyone shed some light?

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Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
7:53 pm


So, when i ~do it myself~ i find it most convenient to use the massage setting on the shower head. I've done it for years, totally no problem.
Recently, during or after i have an orgasm, my outer labia starts to get a really horrible slicing pain inside the skin. It's almost excruciating sometimes, and has been getting worse. Could this be because of my ~method, or is there something wrong with me? i mean, i've never encountered this issue before and i haven't changed anything recently, so i'm getting worried.

x-posted to vaginapagina but theyre no help lol.

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Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
12:32 am

so, um.

i just finished my period. so, yeah. wham bam, i'm freaked out.

so last month, i got my period and put on a tampon. when i pulled it out after four-five hours it was freaking black.

all of it.

there wasn't any red at all. all black. and it was dripping and really thin. i asked a few people on yahoo answers and they said it'd only happen once.

but it happened again this month. i used a pad yesterday and it was completely soaked in dripping, black blood. it completely stained my panties.

i have a male GP and there aren't any practices around here with female GPs.

argh. help?

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Thursday, December 18th, 2008
2:31 pm - What The Hell?

So, slightly freaking out on this since this has never happened.
I've noticed my discharge was getting thicker lately, and didn't pay much mind to it until today.
When I went to the bathroom, I felt thick as hell chunks hit the water. Upon examination after getting a bit of it on a piece of toilet paper, it was fleshy and much like a period without blood. I'm kind of freaked out.
I'm in the exact middle of my Yaz schedule and my eating's been pretty minimal lately, in case that plays into it.
Does anyone know what this is?

crossposted to vaginapagina

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Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
3:51 pm

i know that there is probably a better community to ask this at but whatever.
Yesterday i lost my virginity and i didn't bleed... is that normal?
Cause i know when the hymen breaks it generally bleeds. I don't think i tore my hymen beforehand at all so I'm confused about this cause when i would masturbate there was always something there that i couldn't get past and it would hurt if i put pressure on it... so i assumed it was my hymen.

somebody help me be unconfused?

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Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
11:16 pm - Eyelid ingrown.

I think I have a black thin line on my eyelid that I could only conclude is an ingrown eyelash.

Err.. Anybody know anybody who had an ingrown on their eyelid?

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Monday, July 7th, 2008
2:01 pm - Not really a gross question but...

I didn't know who else to ask.
A friend of mine and I were watching T.v. one day and saw a commercial about razors or something and there was a girl who was sorta laying in the bathtub shaving with her leg up. My friend turns to me and asks "do you shave like that?" and I was all "um. no" Well, she doesnt either and often when we see commercials like that, there is always a girl shaving in that way. I don't believe she nor I have ever tried that.
So, this post begs the question, do you shave like that? If not, how do you shave?

current mood: curious

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Monday, May 12th, 2008
4:10 pm

I was told by an ask_me_anything member to post this question here:

I'm fascinated by removing waste from the body. Whether it be pimple popping, enemas or whatever. I found popthatzit.com and that's pretty cool. I'm trying to find enema videos, but they're all porn. It takes out the "COOOOOOOOL" factor and replaces it with "God, I feel like a pervert". Do you know of any websites or videos that I can explore? Also, any other waste removal videos? Just not porn. I don't fap to this stuff, I just have a morbid interest.

Also, I come bearing a gift..awesome cyst drainage under the cut:

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Sunday, April 27th, 2008
9:13 pm - Pregunta:

Not really TMI at all, but I thought I´d throw this out there.

Does anybody know what I can do to keep my jaw from aching constantly?

The only thing that seems to help is nicotine. But that´s only temporary, and cigarettes are disgusting. The aching gets so bad sometimes it makes me want to cry. I wear one of those grinding guards at night because I grind my teeth in my sleep, and it only makes the pain worse.

There´s gotta be something I can do... any suggestions?

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Thursday, January 24th, 2008
5:01 pm - Uh.. hemorrhoids anyone?

Well, hello one and all. I have an annoying issue with an external hemorrhoid (I call him Spock). I've used the typical over the counter treatment but it's not going away at all! Plus it does this odd little thing where it seems to disappear sometime during the night when I sleep only to show up again once I'm up and moving around. Does that sound normal to anyone who's dealt this this before?

Second question which might help with question one. I'm going to try laxatives to see it that helps at all seeing how I'm sorta constipated beyond belief. Is there any brand that you guys would suggest?

And, yes, if Spock doesn't get better I plan on going to the doctor.. aka the free clinic because yay for no insurance! Woo!


current mood: cranky

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